Monday, November 2, 2009

YouTube

Fuck YouTube. No even better yet, fuck the people on YouTube. They just need to go away. If you spell "Of" like "Ov" then you have a serious fucking problem. And then I get criticized for correcting someone? I mean, I didn't correct them in a douchbaggish manner. I just simply pointed out that he's mentally fucking retarded. I did it in a polite way, but no, the whole fucking YouTube community decided to fucking get on me for being a "Grammar Nazi". The least you can do is respect someone's job. YouTube partners support families by making YouTube videos. It's the main source of their income. The least you can do is fucking spell right. Okay let me put it this way, Back before the internet, if you wanted to make a review for a movie, you would double check your grammar, right? Not because it looks "professional", but because it is respect for the people who spent a year or two to put a movie together for your viewing pleasure. I don't even care if you fuck up the big words that you try to use. At least spell "Of" right. Good god, us Americans are getting stupider and stupider every fucking day. Everyone should learn to type like me, correct grammar fluently and FUCKING PROOFREAD.


Thanks for reading

--Andrew


Here's my point:
Kyeoni:
btw ive never actually tried it i just thought ov it
Tacobeans:-2
ov?

Isn't it "Of"?

Kyeoni +1
wateva offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffff

u happy??

Tacobeans: -2
Didn't we all learn how to spell this two letter word in the first grade?

And "Whatever"

Sound it out.

"What-eve-r"

See?

Isn't elementary school again so much fun?

Kyeoni +0
Lots of laughs. I find your interest in the english language quite amusing. The way your sentences are stuctured and the certain words you use inspire me to hold a slight dislike towards your personality. I do hope I have not offended you thought my written speech. =P.

The equals "P" sign is a symbol in the teenage slang of typing which symbolises the face of that person sticking there tongue. This usually portrays shame upon the viewer.

ImKingc0n -1
Not to mention the fact that you used the incorrect word usage of "there". You probably mean "their", no?

Tacobeans
-4
You might want to cut out the "Lots of Laughs" fragment in your statement there Keyoni. "lol" works just fine.

I aim to be amusing. I also aim to inspire.

Dislike towards my personality?

Oh my.

I'm so sorry to hear that. *Sarcasm*

The "asterisk word then asterisk" is used commonly on the internet to show either a way of someone’s speech, or a physical motion that they would perform if they where actually talking to the person in person
Kyeoni-3
*sigh*

The word "sigh" in asterisks portrays to the reader a "sigh". A sigh is an audible exhalation of air, arising from tiredness or from an emotion, which could be stemming from feelings of sadness or simple futility. In this certain case I am conveying the idea of being tired and bother from formality of one's speaking or typing. A sigh can also be an exclaimation used in comics. Breathing is the process that takes oxygen in and carbon dioxide out of the body.

Tacobeans -4
Well-played good sir.

Have you considered writing for Wikipedia?

Oh wait.

Maybe that's where you found it.

And maybe you also mixed seventh grade biology and reading with twelfth grade vocabulary.

Just a possibility.

You also forgot to add the juxtaposition of "Breathing"

Seeing as though you explain everything to me, I think that photosynthesis is an important part of this conversation.

Kyeoni +2
ok i randomly copied nd pasted wiki stuff who cares beside u????

Ur such a stupid smart person

OOooooOOO im usin bad gramma nd spelin nd language erroe nd spellin in m not bein formal.

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha. That was pretty awesome. I'd punch that girl; is it a girl? Who cares?

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