Saturday, June 27, 2009

Cell Phones

Seriously. Take that fucking blue tooth headset out of your ear. They make you look like a douche bag who's too lazy to pull his phone out of his pocket. If you're doing something that requires two hands, LIKE DRIVING then you should not be talking on the phone. Who's that goddamn important that you need to talk to while you're driving? While I'm on the topic of Cell Phones, texting gets on my last fucking nerve. Why spend five minutes typing out a message when you can just say it in five seconds? I hear "But Andrew, you can't talk on your phone during class!" WHO'S THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO FUCKING TALK TO DURING CLASS?! There was a study that involved 100 thirteen year old girls. They took half their phones away. 80% suffered from high anxiety, sleep loss, and panic attacks! Seriously. Panic attacks? Do me a favor. don't use your phone for a day. Let's find out what happens.

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1 comment:

  1. I don't have a cell phone. I survive, and live a perfectly happy life. Beat that, people who try surviving a day!